i-am-a-primordial-goddess:

kwentonza:

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omg I thought this day would never come. *reblog* :)

forgetpolitics:

For anyone who only sees gender and sex in black and white, here’s proof by the lovely humon that nature is just as fluid with representations of gender and sex as we are.

So unimaginably pissed off right now. My whole body is quivering and I have cold sweats. So full of hate and rage. I just want to beat some one any one anything to a bloody pulp and my family keeps forcing me to socialise with them. I think they fail to realise it’s best to just leave me alone a bit. The frustrating bit is, that telling them about how I feel would just make everything shittier. 

animalcrackhead:

The Loop-Mimicking Birds

the-vashta-nerada:

just press play and watch the gif

 I don’t have paintence for all the petty bullshit anymore. All I want to do is sit back and listen to my music, drink some tea and read a nice engaging novel.

I want to lie back in the bath with some nice classical from the romantic period going, possibly even Debussy or even Tchaikovsky if I’m feeling a little emotional. A nice big cup of bitter hops tea next to me, the foam from the bath gently lapping at my chest, tickling my nipples ever so slightly. Oh the delights of an old pervert :3 

I want to go to my favourite smoke spot by myself and get ridiculously high, I want to be by myself so I don’t have to listen to these annoying maggot ridden fowl carcasses go on about how high they are right now, and then have to listen to them describe the unicorns they’re seeing. I just want to lay there and marvel at the beauty and slight surrealism of this crazy little thing we call life. 

I want everyone to fuck off, i just want a nice loaf of white sourdough and a hunk of air dried cheese, a bottle of nice red wine and a pipe of my finest rolled hops. 

I don’t want to drink ever again, I fail to see the attraction, these last few months of not drinking have been the happiest days of my life.

Most of all I just want to be done having to live. This is such a drab existence.  

favthingz:

cutesloth sloth saturday

inthedarkdarkwoods:

When your crush walks in and your friend looks at you like

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and you’re like

hipporacle:

gpoy today!